Things You Shouldn't Do While High: A Playful Guide

 

 
 
 
 
 

In this tongue-in-cheek guide, we'll explore some activities you might want to think twice about doing while elevated. So, buckle up, take a hit (of laughter 😉), and let's dive in!

Filing Your Taxes
Ah, the joys of adulting! While high, you might feel like a financial wizard, but tackling your W-2s might not be the best idea. Avoid that potential audit and leave the calculations to a clear-headed moment. Your future sober self will thank you for the financial peace of mind.

DIY Haircuts
We get it—the idea of saving money on a haircut while high might seem enticing. But trust us on this one—leave your lovely locks in the hands of a professional stylist. After all, who wants a hairdo that looks like Picasso and Edward Scissorhands went on a wild snipping spree? Let's stick to TikTok filters for our hair adventures.

Grocery Shopping
Hitting the grocery store while high might seem like a gastronomic adventure, but beware the siren call of impulse buys. Suddenly, your cart is filled with all the snacks, sweets, and exotic treats that your munchies crave. Let's make a shopping list beforehand and save the spontaneous indulgence for the right moments. But beware—your future sober self might not appreciate the credit card bill that follows.

Building Furniture
Puzzles Are Fun, Right? Sure, flat-pack furniture might look like a fun puzzle to solve while high, but trust us—it's a maze you do not want to venture into. Save yourself the frustration of missing parts and confusing instructions by tackling the flat-pack assembly when your mind is fully grounded.

Texting Your Ex
Nostalgia hits, and you find yourself pondering those memories with your ex. While high, emotions can run wild, but texting your ex might lead to mixed feelings and regrets. Let's avoid the emotional rollercoaster and enjoy the present moment without reopening old wounds. Also, you know you can do better!

If you find yourself tempted to file taxes, wield scissors, or text your ex, take a step back and enjoy the high without unnecessary complications. Stay grounded, stay safe, and savor the magical moments of being lit!

 
 

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